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I was just glancing over a list of H!P birthdays and realized that the H!P girl closest to my age is… Yaguchi Mari! But, she’s still almost 9 months older. I was probably conceived when she was born since I was born about 2 1/2 weeks early.

No H!P girls share my birthday, but a few days before is a shared H!P birthday: Maeda Yuki and Lightbulb (of Ice Creamusume). One extremely talented, one extremely charismatic. And the next birthday to occur after mine? Takahashi Ai. There’s no denying her talent. Her charisma is another story, though I think she has it.  For anyone wondering, though I know you probably really don’t care, I share a birthday with the first day of every Hogwarts year.

In other complete and utter randomness (though still H!P related because I’m really *that* lame)… wow, Junjun.

Just... wow.

Just... wow.

Hilariously, if you actually look closely at that picture, you’ll realize that her hands are at funny angles and she’s got some wonky eye going on just because of where she’s looking compared to how she’s holding her head, and those heels really do nothing for her… but at first glance? How the hell can H!P justify putting her in sack dresses?! That girl is the definition of both cute, *and* yowza, and I shouldn’t have to tell you that.

To finish things off, a bit of Captain picspam, just because I really like these pictures.

Oh, hey guys!

Oh, hey guys!

 

Word.

Word.

They’re finally letting Captain have hair that someone can do something with! Additionally, I think her clenched fist in the latter picture is among the most adorable things ever.

Oh, hell… let’s put up pics of the girls I mentioned in the birthday part… just because. I still have 3 gigs of space to fill up here at WordPress.

The first time I saw this, I thought that was a hand on her ponytail.

The first time I saw this, I thought that was a hand on her ponytail.

 

She's... kind of scary-looking, isn't she?

She's... kind of scary-looking, isn't she?

 

She switches on and off!

She switches on and off!

 

"How is this not charming?", I ask!

"How is this not charming?", I ask!

Hilariously, I think Lightbulb is the first H!P member with obviously puffy under-eyes that I actually like… Ayaya, Mikitty… Never my favorites. If it weren’t for Melodies and girl-kissing, I probably wouldn’t have liked GAM. Yes, I’m shallow. Deal. : p

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I occasionally surf the Hello! Online pic board just to see what’s new. Inevitably, I end up looking at 10 pages of pics of Junjun and Captain.

Today, Junjun came first, and I noticed something that’s really pissing me off! They’re trying to make Junjun look fat. >_<

Look at her outfits in Resonant Blue. A black vest over a baggy shirt. A muumuu resembling shirt when she’s sitting down to eat with Linlin. And it seems like over half of the shots taken of her for official H!P pictures have her in some sort of stomach-concealing garb. This is despite everyone loving Junjun’s larger thighs, and despite her not having a fat stomach to begin with. Look!

Look at this sexiness!

Look at this sexiness!

And this!

And this!

SO CUTE!

SO CUTE!

But, no. They insist on putting her in ugly things half the time. Is it because she’s rising up the popularity charts pretty fast? Either way, there’s no excuse for stealing the poor sacks from potatoes and making her wear them.

Blah... hag's wear!

Blah... hag's wear!

Poor Junjun. You can come live with me in America and I’ll give you pretty things to wear.

Also, I’ve figured out why I don’t like Linlin!

From the get-go, her voice grated on me, though that’s normally not enough to make me such a hater. But, really, it’s that she doesn’t look like an idol to me. She doesn’t have particularly cute or beautiful or even striking features, unless you count it as “struck” instead. She looks like she got a few too many slaps across the face and didn’t see the doctor after each one. Maybe now that’s she’s gotten a hair cut, I’ll like her better? We’ll see. I’ve changed my mind about MoMusu members before. (Reina, Kei, Yuko, Konkon…)